Of Comfort In Despair

So far, no comments on my immortal thoughts. It's comforting to know that those who comprise the blogging community really are as stupid and lazy as I thought.

Proof of Enduring Stupidity

See, I keep telling some idiot that I don't understand Asian gibberish, so they should get a translation from Korean - or whatever it is - into English, if they want me to understand their pathetic thoughts. This is the latest comment that has been left for me:

放鬆一下,看個笑話吧!!
站住！還我貞操
珠江路上超強的IT廁所
班長後悔莫及
蚊子是如何誕生的
蚊子的眼淚（煽情版）
笑抽了！

Does anyone in the real world understand this gibberish? Would love to know what I'm ignoring.